Chloe, Nottingham. I quote Friends and youtube videos. I work for Ford, and I have a tortoise. Sometimes I get drunk and fall asleep on stoves, or wake up with mystery bruises.
Aristophanes states that humans originally had four arms, four legs, and a single head made of two faces, but Zeus feared their power and split them all in half, condemning them to spend their lives searching for the other half to complete them.
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